I got to babysit my friends baby today. She is seriously the cutest thing. Except she would not stop crying until Eric would pick her up.
Look at the message my roommate got on tinder 😅😂😅😂😅😂😂
So this is a little late, but happy birthday to my wonderful best friend. This past year of living with him has been absolutely amazing. I am so thankful for all the great advice and talks we’ve had and I look forward to more. Even though I kinda hate him, he’s still pretty cool.
Today I learned that my father can light a match with his teeth.
My brothers best friend is secretly in love with me and this is how he shows it.
S/O to my best friend for doing a kick ass job on my hair yesterday! Love ya joythatkills
I’m babysitting Mary. She fell asleep on my lap about an hour ago. Looks like I’m not moving for a while.
Hey remember that time I got super drunk? My friend went to a gas station at like 3am and I took a selfie and sent it to a group text to show everyone how it looked like the day. My life is a mess.
Literally the cutest little kid… But I’m not having kids for a long time because his brother and him completely wore me out today. Goodness gracious.
Just a quick little appreciation post. This girl has been there for me when I had no one. There were times when I thought we would never be friends again, and that killed me. This text is a prime example of how amazing and supportive Amber is. I couldn’t ask for a better friend. Also, she’s smokin hot so yeah. joythatkills
These two people have quickly turned into my family. Matt is graduating high school in a week, and I cannot be more proud of him. He has a full ride scholarship to play soccer at Fordham University in New York. He’s gonna do big things.
I don’t think I would have survived my sophomore year of college without this girl. Thank you for all the late night car rides, hour long rants, endless parties, being my shoulder to cry on, as well as someone to laugh with, and for every other thing you have done for me. We’re juniors now?! What??!!?!